For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. ---Ephesians 6:12

"The age of casual Catholicism is over; the age of heroic Catholicism has begun. We can no longer be Catholics by accident, but instead must be Catholics by CONVICTION." ---Fr. Terrence Henry TOR, Franciscan University of Steubenville

Friday, October 17, 2008

Glad to meet you, St. Blogustine readers!

Hello, dear readers. This is Kevin Gleeson, looking forward to bringing you some fresh material in the coming days. A special thanks to Matt for inviting me here to guest blog while he completes his mission to infiltrate ACORN in the FBI voter fraud sting operation. (Wait, that wasn't a secret mission, was it, Matt? Oh. Sorry about that, Chief.)

I'm visiting you from my own serious blog and humor site. Their readership and posting frequency are small compared to St. Blogustine. In Star Trek terms, I almost feel like a shuttlecraft pilot promoted to take the helm of a starship (Intrepid class, not Galaxy; that would be Michelle Malkin.) I'm Catholic, conservative in every way, and a humorist. In case you were wondering how one becomes a humorist, you start out by calling yourself one, then you proceed to create funny stuff. If you can get the right people to laugh, eventually they'll find a way to slip you a few bucks for doing it. (So far, they haven't found me yet).

The FedEx man arrived today, and as I unpacked Matt's shipment of the St. B. Golden Keyboard and the Prestigious Attila the Hun Chair to post this entry, I was thinking there's got to, simply got to, be an easier way to take turns blogging here, even as I dread having to recrate the things for FedEx tonight so that Matt can have them back for his next blog post.

We'll work it out. See you back here!


Matt said...

Nice intro.

"Mr. Sulu, you've got the con."

Kevin Gleeson said...

I meant to ask you what all these buttons on the Atilla the Hun chair are for.

Matt said...

Just whatever you do,...DON'T PRESS THE RED ONE!!!

I'm sorry. That was lame.

Now get to work!

Paul said...

Welcome aboard, Kevin. (I don't like to think of either one of you as William Shatner, given what he's become) but you and Matt seem to be copacetic, and I look forward to your future collaboration.

Kevin Gleeson said...

Thank you, Paul. You strike me as an intelligent reader of distinguished taste. I feel like I know you!